Menu Utama kami::
Pencuci Mulut pilihan kami::
How To Choose a Malaysian Bride
A Mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown
the slightest indication of getting married.
So, one day she called himover to her house.
The Son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving,
he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies
at the house for him to choose as his future bride.
The FIRST one was a well-endowed Telephonist-cum-Receptionist.
He immediately commented: 'Aiyaa..... Mother, they always say.....
PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON............'
The SECOND nominee was a leggy secretary. She was also rejected.
Reason being: 'Aiyaa.... Mother, this one aaa..., Secretary always fond
of saying 'PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN........'
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a sweet
but plain-looking Teacher. The Son suddenly agreed!!
The Mother was surprised and asked: 'Why this one? I thought the
earlier two were a lot better.
He replied: 'Teachers aaa..... Teachers very good, very good, always say:
PLEASE REPEAT,DO IT AGAIN, I want it done 10 times....
SOME MORE, SOME MORE.....!'
Her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at
the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted: 'Brother.... the lady mini bus Conductor much better laah... she always says: 'NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT.....
MASUK, MASUK...... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI..... DALAM LAGI LAAAAH,
MASUK BELAKANG..... BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG.....'
The mother fainted....
hahahahaha....
acu selsema & demam lagi...
dah tak tau kali yang ke berapa dah ia menyerang..
hidung tersumbat..susah bernafas..
batuk yang membuatkan acu susah nak tido malam
prestasi keje terganggu...
air idung yang asyik meleleh je...
harap ia nya tak berpanjangan...aduihhhhh
ada petua tak nak elak kan selsema????
Tengahari semalam, Shazlin (x-skulmet) datang amik acu kat opis
kami ada janji dengan 3 orang lagi kawan acu
nak lunch kat IKEA..maklum le semalam kan Jumaat
so, rehat nye panjang..boley le mengular jauh ke sana
pukul 12tghari Shazlin dah terpacul depan opis acu
nasib le jalan tak jam sangat kat LDP tu..
tapi kami berdua yang paling sampai
dah tau dok jauh lagi nak keluar lambat..hahahaa
sampai sana je dah ada Yuzie, Mas & Wanie menunggu
semua nye x-skulmet masa acu kat Sekolah Teknik dulu
tapi kami semua nye berlainan aliran...
dah lama sangat acu nak makan salmon kat IKEA nie
sedap nye...nyum...nyum...
Shazlin & Mas penggemar meatball IKEAa nie
Yuzie pula first time makan kat IKEA..selalu nye datang shopping je
so, lunch semalam Yuzie order salmon sama macam acu
di tambah dengan cocktail udang..sedap udang nye..
sori lupa nama sebenar setiap menu..huhuhu
nie Yuzie
nie Shazlin & blackberry baru dia...huh!! jeles siot..
tak pe..tak pe...lepas nie turn aku pulak..hahahhaa
erk..lapar punye pasal sampai acu terlupa
nak snap gambar Mas & Wanie...ampunnnnnnnnnnn!!!!
abis makan dalam pukul 2 lebih...Wanie terus balik ke opis
Kami berempat meneruskan misi menjelajah Ikea...
perghhhh!!! shopping time keja...melampau betul...
ampun bos!!!!
tapi tak lama pun shopping..banyak bahagian yang kami skip
sudah nye acu sampai opis dalam pukul 4.40petang
puas ati semalam sebab dapat jumpa dengan diaorang semua..
dah lama tak jumpa terutama nye dengan Yuzie
so, kira semalam dah terubat rindu yang lama terpendam nie..
nanti ada masa, kita lunch sama2 lagi ek...
korang perasan tak, cocktail udang nie sama je dengan Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail
yang dalam Cafe World tu??
sori..kecik lak gambar cocktail cafe world nie..
Arab student sends an e-mail to his Dad saying:
Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,
but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes,
when all my Teachers travel by train.
Your Son
Nasser
*************************************************************************************
Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:
Loving son,
Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account,
please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.
Your Dad.
hehehehee....gile kaya...iskh..iskh..iskh..
