Wednesday, October 31, 2007

...Funny Story...

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Just nak share dgn u all emel aku dapat drp kwn aku...


THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE


The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father,

"Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers,

"Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."




This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,

"Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,

"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."




HAHAHAHHAAAA....

very funny maa.....

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

TeStiNg..tEsTiNg 1..2..3...

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HOHOHO...:D

Today my 1st day signed up kat blog nie..
apa bende nak tulih ek...no idea lagi la..
mgkn esok...mgkn lusa..idea mai kot...

apa2 pun salam perkenalan utk semua...
harap dapat bagi tunjuk ajar pada hamba ini ye ;)

<-- muka hepi sebab ada new blog..hahhaahaa