Difference Between Wife & Girlfriend

Some people say :

Wife is a HARIMAU (tiger)...............
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAU(everyday want)

And some say:

Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP)
At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay,
the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP,
is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high
and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote but HP doesn't have.
Last but not least.......

TV do not have virus but HP may have VIRUS....

Once get it, HABIS LAH.

So better choose TV lah!







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